RAW In Review: Eve Casts Her Hoeski Spell On Ryder (Again!)



Has she made a beliEVEr of Ryder once again?

Well friends, it looks like Eve is back to her old tricks! Yes, that's right, RAW's resident booty-poppin, skank-juice-sippin (John Cena's words not mine), heart-breakin' Diva has once again put Long Island Iced Z, Zack Ryder back under her spell. After defeating Alicia Fox, my favorite fierce and foxy Diva, she locked up with Ryder backstage, and not with a headlock (although she looked a little forceful with that kiss to me.

The bell sounds and the two lock up. They exchange holds for a few, until Alicia is sent off the ropes and taken down with a shoulder block. Eve runs off the other side of the ring, but Alicia bends down at her feet in attempts to trip her up. Eve hops over her and rebounds on the other side, allowing Ms Fox to leapfrog over her and go for a reverse monkey flip type maneuver.

Eve hops over the attempted move, but walks right into a split legged arm drag. She lands on the middle rope, which forces Alicia to go for a big boot to the back… only Eve moves out of the way and hits a nice reverse spin kick to the leg. She then grabs Alicia’s leg and simply pins her for the victory. (Note: I adore Foxy's red weave!)

Eve smiles at Kelly, with Alicia in the middle of both until they're interrupted by the music of Zack Ryder! Ryder hobbles out on a cane and tells Eve to not even bother. Zack says he’s glad they never hooked up since he believes in “broskis before hoeskis” and leaves us with a “Woo woo woo, you know it!” A “Hoeski” chant erupts at Eve as Zack heads to the back and she looks on in disgust!


Backstage we go to see Zack Ryder heading out of the arena. He is quickly interrupted by Eve, who tells him to hold up! She claims that she has something to tell him, before locking lips with the fooled superstar. His cane seemingly drops to the floor in awe, while the kiss finishes and Eve walks along her merry way with a big smile on her face. In return, Zack looks on VERY pleased with what the manipulative “hoeski” just did to him. And to that, I say bravo, Eve!