Why WWE Should Sign The Ninjas And Rednecks

So I know two teams who would be great for WWE...Maybe you know them too:

THE CANADIAN NINJAS

The tag teams in the current Divas division are usually two individuals with little to do with each other, thrown together at the last minute. While there are no women's tag titles, bringing in The Canadian Ninjas offers WWE tons more options in terms of feuds with their female wrestlers.

Nicole Matthews and Portia Perez are energetic and fun to watch.

They play endearing bad girls. And while they are pretty enough to get into Vince McMahon's club of models, their appeal is far more about showmanship.
The current Shimmer tag team champs make ideal rivals for most of the current divas: crass, mean, vicious. Signing The Canadian Ninjas would be a departure from WWE's norm, but one that would be beneficial right away.

Both male and female members of the WWE Universe should enjoy their butt-kicking ways.

Watch The Ninjas do their thing.

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THE BRISCOES

Wrestling Observer Newsletter named Jay and Mark Briscoe the best tag team of 2007. The Briscoe Brothers have worked so long together that their chemistry is near perfect.

Both Briscoes are an excellent combination of power, high-flying, attitude and presence.

They would instantly bring a fire to the WWE tag division.

Were this pre-PG era, there'd be no question about what the Briscoes could do in WWE. In a lighter, softer version of the company, the Briscoes may find it hard to be themselves. Their promos are generally not kid-friendly.

This promo, for example, is not safe for work, but displays their gritty charisma.

See what they can do in this match against Kota Ibushi and Katsuhiko Nakajima.

Any other teams you think should be in WWE? Let me know with a comment!